"You couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you just made tiny pants for each leg! SAY IT!"

Names For Michael J. Earnshaw's First Child

Yuniesky Betancourt Earnshaw
David Wright Earnshaw
Edward Estlin Cummings Earnshaw
Charles Mingus Earnshaw
Thomas Stearns Eliot Earnshaw
Samuel Barclay Beckett Earnshaw
Kurt Vonnegut Earnshaw
Yousuf Karsh Earnshaw

Note that I'm screwed if my child is a daughter, because women apparently can't be authors, playwrights, poets, musicians, photographers or athletes.

"Overtime is rarely a concern in head-to-head roller-biathlon."

I guess no one wants to decide whether my quotes are significant. *SAD*.

I had my enrolment appointment at York University today, so I enrolled in my courses, and got my York e-mail address, which inevitably led to the Facebook account. Be my friend!

I honestly had some purpose in writing this entry other than to move the last one down, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. The sign that I'm a terrible person is that I'm going to post it anyway.