MIC EARNSHAW would like to live beneath the dirt.
Maybe-They're-Significant Quotes Day!
Are they significant? You decide!
'About love... I wonder if you have noticed a rather rummy thing about it--viz that it is everywhere. You can't get away from it. Love, I mean. Wherever you go, there it is, buzzing along in every class of life. Quite remarkable. Take newts, for example... You wouldn't think it, but Gussie Fink-Nottle tells me they get it right up their noses in the mating season. They stand in line by the hour, waggling their tails at the local belles. Starfish, too. Also undersea worms... And, according to Gussie, even ribbonlike seaweed. That surprises you, eh? It did me. But he assures me that it is so. Just where a bit of ribbonlike seaweed thinks it is going to get by pressing its suit is more than I can tell you, but at the time of the full moon it hears the voice of Love all right and is up and doing with the best of them. I suppose it builds on the hope that it will look good to other bits of ribbonlike seaweed, which, of course, would also be affected by the full moon. Well, be that as it may, what I'm working round to is that the moon is pretty full now, and if that's how it affects seaweed you can't very well blame a chap like me for feeling the impulse, can you?'
- P. G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters
Am I in love? You decide!
'...While we are in love with a person our knowledge of his weakness lies lurking in the back of our minds and our idealization of the loved one is not so much an exaggeration of his excellences as a careful "rationalization" of his defects.'
- Thornton Wilder, The Cabala
Am I in love with someone with flaws? You decide!
'On a different note, the author feels obligated to acknowledge that yes, the success of a memoir--of any book, really--has a lot to do with how appealing its narrator is. To address this, the author offers the following:
a) That he is like you.
b) That, like you, he falls asleep shortly after he becomes drunk.
c) That he sometimes has sex without condoms.
d) That he sometimes falls asleep when he is drunk having sex without condoms.
e) That he never really gave his parents a proper burial.
f) That he never finished college.
g) That he expects to die young.
h) That, because his father smoked and drank and died as a result, he is afraid of food.
i) That he smiles when he sees young black men holding babies.
One word: appealing.'
- Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Does this quote describe me in at least one way? You decide!