"...and more than okay with lesbians..."

Is a copy of EA sports' Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 purchased on a whim for three dollars and seventy-three cents going to spark an interest in the game of golf mere hours after I was loudly declaiming that Michelle Wie could not save golf because, regardless of how young, attractive, female, or Chinese she is, she's still just a golfer, and as we all know golf sucks? My bet says no, but I won't be surprised if I lose my shirt (i.e. my distaste for golf, for those who don't truck with dense metaphor) in the end.

"Oed'und leer das meer."

David Wright didn't win the Home Run Derby.