Should--nay, must not happen.With that said, here's maybe a survey of some kind in which you might possibly learn something about me, if the Maker wills it:
i am ... recently Mic (m-i-c) Earnshaw.
i want ... to think of something worth making up a story about.
i have ... four Sprite cans on my dresser and an empty Reese's Pieces bag.
i wish ... that I could write funnier sentences.
i hate ... Terrell Owens.
i miss ... Mrs. Wheeler's grade four class.
i fear ... the future. ('Our worrying is very broadminded,' says Charlie Brown.)
i hear ... Bruce Hornsby, currently--comin' at you from the great state of nineteen-ninety-eight! (Yeah, I just made that up. Who wants to take exception?)
i search ... on the Internet for attractive red-haired girls.
i wonder ... about G. B. Shaw's love life. Again, if you want to take exception, come get me.
i regret ... not getting a job for years and years and (currently running) years.
i love ... "different things, with intensity, and at different times." Damn, Adam, that is an excellent answer. My chief love is improvised music.
i always ... criticize myself.
i dance ... in my chair, or on the floor at a Medeski, Martin and Wood concert.
i sing ... 'Mandolin Rain/Brokedown Palace,' but not very well. (There's a high note in Mandolin Rain that even Bruce [Hornsby] has trouble with, but he at least can do it.) Also, Bruuuce's 'End of the Innocence. Also, the Wood Brothers. Also, Trey Anastasio.
ETC.i cry ... when my emotions are even slightly moved by anything--it's a serious problem, and one for which I put the blame on chronic fatigue.
i write ... well, but with nothing behind it. I'm a hack.
i win ... at Call of Duty, though not anymore.
i lose ... at real-time strategy games.
i confuse ... my mother. (It's sad.)
i need ... motivation.
i should ... maybe write down this poem that's floating around my mind.
my father thinks i am ... , uh, intelligent and succesful, but maybe he doesn't like my social/religious views?
my mother thinks i am ... like, a loser? L.O.L. (Her answer is ... 'kind, caring, and compassionate.')
my ex-girlfriend thinks i am ... um, a good friend, and maybe she/they never think(s) about me nowadays? That's probably it.
i am complimented for ... my writing style.
i get embarrassed when ... I have nothing (else) to talk about with someone.
it makes me happy when ... the Flecktones segue from 'Wipe-Out' back into 'Stomping Grounds,' or the Acoustic Trio segues from 'Down In the Swamp' back into 'Big Country,' or when anyone, anywhere plays (and sings) 'Aiko Aiko.' Also, when I listen to the Flaming Lips the predominant emotion could likely be called'happy.'
it upsets me when ... music won't download.
i keep a diary ... in a past tense, at one point or another. If this blog can be counted as a diary, then now is one the aforementioned points.
i like to cook ... pasta.
i have a secret i have not shared with anyone ... and I am not going to share now.
i'm in love ... "too many times per minute" Another excellent answer lifted from Adam. I'll say, 'with Edward Cummings.'
i set my watch a few minutes ahead ... when I wear a watch, maybe?
i bite my fingernails ... to and past the quick. It's terrible.
i believe in love ... period.
the weirdest person i know is ... I don't know, maybe Darrell? My 'people I know' have gotten weirder recently, for several reasons.
the loudest person i know is ... recently I've come to know some loud people.
the person that knows the most about me is ... I don't know if anyone really knows me personally. I'm sure that Adam knows the most about my artistic tastes and favourite sports teams/figures.
the most boring teacher ... would be one who just talks in a monotone.
my most overused phrase on IM is ... 'anyway,' although I say it in RL too. (Sigh.)
my best feature is ... my enormous ass. L.O.L.
the best inside joke i can think of right now is ...
'I GUESS!!!' or 'Why am I so *GLAD* to see you?'i take a shower ... for literally dozens of minutes.
i'm crushing on ... like, every girl around me. I'm kind of in a bad space.
i want to get married ... maybe, at some point, if the stars align just right?
i am tattooed ... with paper developer, stop and fix.
i am pierced ... by the sling and arrows of outrageous fortune.
i am a health freak ... maybe when I'm on the exercise bike.
thunderstorms ... are fun to be outside in. No, really.
Thanks and acknowledgements go to
Adam, Imageshack(tm), Cummings, and maybe some other people too but perhaps not so much.