(You might not want to read this, maybe, but it's somehow funny to me.)

Selected Headlines From the "Casual Encounters" Section of Toronto's Craigslist (14 September 2006)

• College boy needs dad to help with bills - m4m - 20
• I want a wild girl who wants to play PEE GAMES - m4w - 26
• $EEKING $TUDENT - m4w
• ****YOUR Fantasy come true today:OFFICE SEX? - m4w - 36
• Looking for a woman that needs not an O but manys Os - m4w - 22
• HOT COUPLE FOR BI GUYS - mw4mm - 28