2007-03-20

Is This Blog Being "Phased Out"?

It seems like it kind of is, and I only use it to save drafts of things (read: book lists) before posting them on my livejournal. So, you know, head on over there maybe?

2007-02-01

January Books and a Long AGH

January Books

P. G. Wodehouse - Aunts Aren't Gentlemen
Timothy Findley - The Last of the Crazy People
P. G. Wodehouse - Bachelors Anonymous
P. G. Wodehouse - Bertie Wooster Sees It Through
Lemony Snicket - The End
Roald Dahl - James and the Giant Peach
Stephen Leacock - Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town
P. G. Wodehouse - Blandings Castle and Elsewhere
Lynne Truss - Eats, Shoots & Leaves
J. M. Barrie - Peter Pan (Peter and Wendy)*
Dave Eggers - What is the What: The Autobiography of Valentino Achak Deng
Dai Sijie - Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress (translated from the French by Ina Rilke)
P. G. Wodehouse - Carry On, Jeeves!
Laura Esquivel - Like Water for Chocolate (translated from the Spanish by Carol and Thomas Christensen)
Lucy Maud Montgomery - Anne of Green Gables*
P. G. Wodehouse - Cocktail Time
Bryan Charles - Grab On to Me Tightly As If I Knew the Way
E. B. White - Charlotte's Web*
P. G. Wodehouse - Uncle Fred in the Springtime
Daniel Handler - Watch Your Mouth
Lemony Snicket - The Bad Beginning*^
P. G. Wodehouse - Psmith in the City

* required reading, by which I mean a text that was read for one of my university courses, rather than something which I believe is a requirement for you or me or anyone else, in case that was the manner in which you might choose to interpret that phrase
^ re-reading

Wodehouse? Check! (I love Psmith, Uncle Fred, and Bertie Wooster.)
The End? Check!
What is the What? Check!
Eats, Shoots & Leaves? Check!
The Children's Hospital? I just started reading it in earnest this morning. It looks promising. Fuck, I love reading.

A Long AGH

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2007-01-08

Not Huffin' And Puffin' Like The Others Do / I'm Not The Big Bad Wolf I'm Just A Little Boy Blue

So I'm going to get back to tracking all the books I read, month-to-month. I didn't keep a complete list for December, but I know I read the following:

Daniel Handler - Adverbs
Lemony Snicket - The Bad Beginning; The Reptile Room; The Wide Window; The Miserable Mill; The Austere Academy; The Ersatz Elevator; The Vile Village; The Hostile Hospital; The Carnivorous Carnival; The Slippery Slope; The Grim Grotto; The Penultimate Peril
J. K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
P. G. Wodehouse - Leave It To Psmith

Expect January's list to include much more Wodehouse--a resolution of mine is to read all of the Wodehouse I can get from York's Scott Library--The End by Lemony Snicket, maybe What Is the What and/or The Children's Hospital, Eats, Shoots and Leaves and perhaps The Harmony Silk Factory.

Note: Said list already contains three books which I've read in the past three days.

2006-12-03

Two Poems by Jorge Luis Borges, A Prose Passage by Jorge Luis Borges, and a Long Passage From Daniel Handler's Adverbs

Two Poems by Jorge Luis Borges

The South


To have watched from one of your patios
the ancient stars,
from the bench of shadow to have watched
those scattered lights
that my ignorance has learned no names for
nor their places in constellations,
to have heard the note of water
in the cistern,
known the scent of jasmine and honeysuckle,
the silence of the sleeping bird,
the arch of the entrance, the damp
--these things perhaps are the poem.

(translated by W. S. Merwin)

Break of Day

In the deep night of the universe
scarcely controlled by the streetlamps
a lost gust of wind
has offended the taciturn streets
like the trembling premonition
of the horrible dawn that prowls
the ruined suburbs of the world.
Curious about the shadows
and daunted by the threat of dawn,
I recalled the dreadful conjecture
of Schopenhauer and Berkeley
which declares that the world
is a mental activity,
a dream of souls,
without foundation, purpose, weight or shape.
And since ideas
are not eternal like marble
but immortal like a forest or a river,
the preceding doctrine
assumed another form as the sun rose,
and in the superstition of that hour
when light like a climbing vine
begins to implicate the shadowed walls,
my reason gave way
and sketched the following fancy:
If things are void of substance
and if this teeming Buenos Aires
is no more than a dream
made up by souls in a common act of magic,
there is an instant
when its existence is gravely endangered
and that is the shuddering instant of daybreak,
when those who are dreaming the world are few
and only the ones who have been up all night retain,
ashen and barely outlined,
the image of the streets
that later others will define.
The hour when the tenacious dream of life
runs the risk of being smashed to pieces,
the hour when it would be easy for God
to level His whole handiwork!

But again the world has been spared.
Light roams the streets inventing dirt colors
and with a certain remorse
for my complicity in the day's rebirth
I ask my house to exist,
amazed and icy in the white light,
as one bird halts the silence
and the spent night
stays on in the eyes of the blind.

(translated by Stephen Kessler)

A Prose Passage by Jorge Luis Borges

Epilogue

[...] A man sets himself the task of portraying the world. Over the years he fills a given surface with images of provinces and kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fish, rooms, instruments, heavenly bodies, horses, and people. Shortly before he dies he discovers that this patient labyrinth of lines is a drawing of his own face.
- J.L.B.
Buenos Aires, October 31, 1960

(translated by Kenneth Krabbenhoft)

A Long Passage From Daniel Handler's Adverbs

The only reason I'm blah-blah talking about it is so that you get what kind of night it was. Late, is what kind, but also obvious, and the obvious part was sort of messing with the kickass part, if you know what I mean. Like, just for instance, standing ten feet away from Lila was sort of kickass, with her nails drumming on the box with the slot in it where we put everything that we rip in half, and with her blue-eyed beauty and with the gum she was chewing and with how lovely she was, in that way that makes you want to find something else lovely just so you can give it to her and see how really kickass it is to have two lovely things next to each other in the Sovereign Cinemaplex. But the kickassness of Lila was a sort of muted kickassness, a kickassness tainted with melancholy, because there was also the obvious part, which was named Keith.
Keith. Unchivalrous Keith. Keith who picked her up from work every night, and who, if this was Kickass: The Movie, would have a little fuzz of mustache so that we would know what an asshole he was, except this being the real-life Seattle Metropolitan Area there was no way anybody could tell and so he just drove up to the Sovereign and beeped his horn and Lila just pushed open the swinging glass doors with the stupid sticker-heads of all the famous people stuck to them and ran out into the night of Keith without anybody running after her and saying, "Don't go out there to Keith! The boy who has stood by you, at the left-hand escalator, for nine Thursdays and eight Saturdays, loves you very much, plus his chivalry!" Which is the kickass part on my end, the part I think about every Lila moment, from the first bell for Ms. Wylie to the tearing of every little ticket that is handed to me: the total King Arthur chivalry that sits deep in my puny, frantic heart. Example of chivalry, why am I working at the Sovereign? What is the money for? To buy flowers for Lila and to give them to her. Keith? Honk honk honk, please come running out of the Cinemaplex doors and jump into the seat next to me where there are no flowers and I won't even tell you how nice you look, I bet. But my secret special kickass chivalry is tainted, obviously, by obviousness. And it's the obvious thing that it's not going to happen. Because there might be a suburb of Seattle where a girl says, "Oh my god! Flowers? You are chivalrous, Joe," and then I win and she doesn't care that Keith has one of those all-terrain things that will come in so handy when the world ends and we need a nine-thousand-cylinder engine to drive over the hordes of bloodthirsty mutants crawling all over the video-game landscape, or maybe there's a suburb of Seattle where Lila wouldn't care whether or not her chivalrous suitor was wearing a fucking WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW! button on a red why-the-hell-is-it-fireproof Sovereign Cinemaplex vest which is sort of blocking the signals from this hungry heart of mine, and Lila and I drive around this other suburb of Seattle in a car I take care of myself on weekends and tell each other a big bag of secrets we've been hiding under the beds our parents bought us, tossing and turning over its poky burlap creases and staring out of the window screens at a spooky blue moon that is beaming down secret New York bus tickets of a grown-up love future, and then someplace where the sun is setting or rising she takes her top off, but I don't live in that suburb of Seattle. I live on Mercer Island, and here we just tear tickets and wait to watch her go home.

***

So, um, yeah, I guess that's it!

2006-11-18

A Few Things On Which I Am Ostensibly Working, By Which I Probably Mean I Thought Of Or Wrote Something And Then Abandoned It For Weeks Or Months

  • Syncopation, a dramatic monologue featuring a desperate, hyper-nervous male narrator who has been somehow selected as the best candidate to teach the audience about the nature of syncopation. Involves Dizzy Gillespie's vocal on "On the Sunny Side of the Street" as the epitome of syncopation. Steals a lot from Daniel MacIvor's Here Lies Henry, which I saw a while ago and which has recently been playing on my mind.
  • A (pseudo-)sonnet about the moon, involving a comparison between the moon reflected in the pool on the Harry W. Arthurs Common and the moon in the night sky.
  • Another moon sonnet, involving a comparison between the moon at night and the moon before the sun sets. (You know how the moon looks a lot like a big ball of rock during the day, because any light reflecting off it isn't able to compete with the daylight, and then at night of course it just looks like a big white disc [or semicircle, or crescent] of light?)
  • Some kind of collaboration with one M. M. McGlynn.