This ends an epic streak of five straight titles appropriated from various webcomics.

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You, and probably some things that you didn't want to know, and probably some things that I didn't want you to know either, but here we are.

Here is a record of ASE One Zoo Day Oh Six, with words and pictures by Emily Lawrence (and here are the photos mostly stripped of narrative and in a Facebook album, rotten-ripe for comments by that crowd, although now that I think of it, you probably won't even be able to see them unless you're on Michelle's friends list [anyway, you can comment on the pictures of me by looking through my profile, right (not that I'm so vain as to expect my friends to comment whenever they see a picture of me, but I like to use the term 'rotten-ripe,' and so the reference to comments needs to remain intact)]).

All right!

Maybe-They're Significant Quotes Day!
Are they significant? You decide!

"ONLY JON IS RAT FACED

BUT HE IS RAT FACED ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM"
- Adam D.A. McLeod

Is Jon indeed "rat faced (sic) enough for the both of them?" You decide!

"I will dub my first child Alexander. If you want to know what will occur if my first child is a girl, I will tell you. He will not be a girl."
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated

I much prefer Jonathan spelled without the haitch. Also, did you know that Rick Barry has a son named Richard Barry who goes by "Scooter," despite the fact that he could conceivably go by "Richard Barry IV"? Betcha didn't.

Wow, despite my best efforts to get two random, insignificant quotes, they almost tie together. Next time: I probably return to taking titles from recent webcomics!