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"So because the Burger King gives him a sandwich, he, the guy, doesn't mind that he, the Burger King, has killed, devoured, and replaced his girlfriend."

I don't care if no one said a word about it the first time, I think that shit's hilarious. What is up with those gay Burger King ads? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) It's like, here's a guy in a mask and cloak that makes him into the Burger King, and he'll wake up next to some guy and give him a sandwich, and replace the guy's girlfriend on the bike behind him and give him a sandwich, and he'll preside over some working man's orgy and give everybody sandwiches, and then people will buy our hamburgers, breakfast sandwiches, and chicken products? Can you imagine that pitch? I bet it's something like what I just described.

Maybe homoeroticism really sells.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.