The classic Marshmallow Snowman.

My terrible play is apparently done. It goes from beginning to middle to end, which is good enough for me.

Essay time.

Also, time for a humourous list.

Titles Which Don't Work As Well As The Picture of Dorian Gray

The Picture of Tory and Jay
The Picture of Laurie Anne May
The Picture of Corey and Faye
The Picture of Bea Arthur
Bleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Flah!