2005-12-19

raaaaage dump

Anagrams For 'Mic Earnshaw'

Ah, wine. Scram!

Can wash mire.

He naw racism.

Her was manic.

Hi! Warn maces.

I ha' sewn Marc.

New hair scam.

Warmish acne.

Wan as chimer.

We his narc, Ma.

We harm Incas.

And it's true, I naw racism. And my hair scam is off and running, snowballing its wealthy way into my bank account. (A terrible sentence, though I must admit it's not without a certain charm, a certain sort of train-wreck fascination.) And I and mine do harm Incas - smug bastards with their grand stone temples and their lineage to the sun through the great Manco Capac and their damn mortarless construction process - though I admit we do it with sensitivity, and not as often as we might like.

Is this the beginning of a series of potentially humourous lists? Well, yes and no.*

Also, the Toronto Raptors have won another game on the road. 5-20, baby!

Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars control their own destiny this Saturday!** It's win-and-in against Houston, the team who beat them last year to deny them a playoff berth (hee-hee, berth) but who are 2-12 this year! Score!

*You see, the thing about 'yes and no' is that it's not an answer at all. Seriously, the answer is probably yes, but they'll be sporadically published and most likely not funny.
**Sports commentator babble is fun to say, or type, or whatever you call this thing which I'm currently doing.

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