I BUMPED MY HEAD!

So I just slammed my forehead into the kitchen table. I have no excuse, I'm just an idiot. It really hurts too.

As for the possible precedent being set by the title relating directly to the post, I figure it doesn't really count since the title is a Peanuts reference. Side note: the way Linus acts in the particular strip referenced is exactly the way I feel when I do something stupid and hurt myself.

Ow.