2006-03-21

ACOUSTIC!

Stuffed Animals Week V

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Mic, to this point everything has been cute and cuddly. Don't you have anything terrifyingly made with the skin of a dead reptile?"

At some point in the future I am going to kiss a girl on the mouth.

BAM.

Yes, it's real alligator skin, brought home from Mexico by relatives before that kind of thing--you know, trafficking in dead endangered animals--was made illegal.

Thank you for your gift of skin Mr Alligator.

He carries a purse, or brief-case, which oddly enough is not alligator skin, but rather wood.

Our step mom we did everything to hate her/She took us down to the edge of Decatur/We saw the lion and the kangaroo take her/Down to the river where they caught a wild alligator

I think his feet are more terrifying than his face. Also, he has a seam running all up his body, because he's not a real animal, and he's made of dead skin wrapped around some kind of hard frame.

Tomorrow: something nicer!

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